Sunday, December 21, 2008

Breaking News: Jon Stainbrook is NOT Sleeping at Bernadette Noe's House.

Stainbrook is reportedly in Ohio, weathering the winter storm with the rest of us rather than basking in the motherly light that only an older woman like Bernadette Noe can radiate. Meanwhile, Bernadette and her, um, interesting male companion are sharing the Noes' oceanfront home in Florida. You know: the house that the State of Ohio can't get its hands on in its attempt to collect the more than $13 million Tom Noe owes us.

Also, that's not Jon Stainbrook at Bernadette's side in the picture published in The Blade on December 21. He's the aforementioned "interesting male companion" -- a guy named Daniel Gignac, brother of Anthony Gignac (who likes to pretend he's a Saudi prince, but then who doesn't?).

Special note to researchers: If you're wondering if a knack for defrauding people might be genetic, maybe you should take a look at the Gignacs' DNA.

Question for criminal profilers: Is it sometimes difficult to tell who's defrauding whom?

And a reminder to all: To be a genuine member of I Do Not Hate Jon Stainbrook, Inc., you are required to follow the link and read up on exactly what Jon Stainbrook is NOT doing.